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Critical x No Name Autoflower

Full, dense, fast and fantastic.
  • Medium THC
  • Good Auto Yields
  • Cheesy Aromas
  • Robust cerebral buzz
  • Citrus and cheese aroma
  • 350 to 450 g/m2

An Indica-heavy newcomer, Critical x No Name is a tasty and hard-hitting addition to the 420 market. It isn't a trusted brand just yet. However, its lineage and lists of effects assure it will soon be.The adage "the apple doesn't fall far from the tr... Read More

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A good, traditional stoned body-buzz equally at home in a muddy field or a couchy lounge.
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Critical x No Name Autoflower

STRAIN PROFILE Critical x No Name Autoflower

Yield Indoor 350 - 450 g/m2
Yield Outdoor 100 - 200 gr/plant
THC 18%
CBD 0.3%
HEIGHT 145 cm
All Year
Anxiety Arthritis Depression Migranes Stress
Euphoric Relaxed Sleepy Uplifted
Cheese Citrus Earthy Lemon Pine
Temperate/Continental Sunny/Mediterranean
Critical x No Name Autoflower Review

Critical x No Name Autoflower Profile by Kyle Kushman

An Indica-heavy newcomer, Critical x No Name is a tasty and hard-hitting addition to the 420 market. It isn't a trusted brand just yet. However, its lineage and lists of effects assure it will soon be.

The adage "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree" is indeed true for this hybrid. Never compromising relaxation, a toke or two lock users in a heavenly embrace with the couch. It also assures an over to the moon high with its THC volume of up to 20%. Quite the notable offspring, it also makes things a lot easier with growers.

Those who are looking for a rare smoke-out buddy will find this new strain quite a companion. To get to breathe this weed in, though, one may need to grow it as it hasn't reached full circulation just yet. The Indica variant even comes with autoflowering seeds that'll make raising a massive stash even simpler.

Growing Critical x No Name from Autoflowering Seeds

Not just a wonderful toke, Critical x No Name is also a pleasure to cultivate. And, with its autoflowering seeds, easy just got a lot easier and faster too. Space is never an issue as the compact beauty only grows at a maximum of 145 cm tall.

From seed to yield, the variant only needs 10 to 11 weeks. It germinates after a week or two, and flowers for 6 to 7 weeks. Requiring very little face-to-face loving, showering it a good amount of nutrients is one way to make sure quality matches the quantity.

Raisers who want a painless journey and a big harvest must cultivate the plant indoors. Thriving best in a hydroculture garden or soil medium, the latter boosts its pungency. A SOG setup when growing a bunch of at least 4 also maximizes the yield to up to 450 grams per square meter.

The herb's Ruderalis genes allow it to thrive even during winter in warm areas such as the Mediterranean, Spain, and Italy. Meanwhile, in colder regions like Northern Europe, growing it in warmer months is a must. Harvest comes as early as July and as late as October.

Growing this tiny charmer outdoors is not as productive. Each plant bears only 100 to 200 grams even in an ideal setting. To come up with a higher yield, one can grow a batch or opt for multiple cropping seasons.

Fragrance and Flavor

The hybrid is a fusion of diversity. Mainly of citrus and cheese aroma, it has a sour kick and earthiness in every toke. It also has a bit of fresh pine scent and some dust of wood. Boasting a taste indistinguishable from its fragrance, the flavors of lemon and cheese are most evident. The palate will also find a mild hint of pine nut and the unique touch of licorice swirling inside the mouth.


Perfect for a smoke-out under the glistening stars, unwinding is the name of the game of Critical x No Name. The journey begins with a robust cerebral buzz that wipes out troubling thoughts. As if touched by an angel, a sudden sense of euphoria and an uplifting vibe will take over one's head.

With a mind full of joy and free of any worries, the second wave of comfort is for the body. Of strong and massive Indica content, relaxation is definite. A toke or two release a calming ripple that moves from the back of the head, down to every last inch of the anatomy.

Within minutes, users will feel a ton heavier. Almost any kind of activity becomes impossible for the next hour or two. While lazed comfortably on the couch, time will swiftly pass. Before tokers know it, the immense load will cause the eyelids to feel immensely weighty. Sleep will come, and it won't leave until after many hours.


This newcomer is going to make the cannabis competition even tighter. Its medicinal use ranges from easing psychological issues to alleviating chronic pain. Kicking in fast and lasting for many hours, the relief it affords patients is but a whiff or two away.

The strain bestows positivity that aids people struggling with stress and depression. Meanwhile, its munchies benefits those suffering from appetite loss and eating disorders. Then, at the end of the high, the pot's sedating content grants insomniacs and the restless a restful sleep.

Not restricted to appeasing concerns of the mind, the body too gets its share of respite. The weed has robust painkilling properties that effortlessly suppresses physical agony. People burdened by migraines, eye pressure, and arthritis are its primary consumers.

As with other marijuana variants, Critical x No Name also has its own set of drawbacks. The leading cause of these side effects is excessive consumption. Also brought about by dehydration, cottonmouth and the drying of eyes are the most common. Getting dizzy and experiencing paranoia or anxiety are also possible although rare.

Autoflowering Critical x No Name Seeds

A delicious and highly potent pot, Critical x No Name will soon be on the rise. To enjoy the strain, growing its Homegrown Cannabis autoflower seeds is a great idea. Simple to cultivate and high-yielding, obtaining a huge stash is but a harvest away. With this variant around, a night of unwinding starts soon after lighting up this bud.

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